1. |
My Bowling Team
03:28
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My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey... Gutter ball
My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey... Gutter ball
I choose my team, I choose the best
I flex my arms I pound my chest
Been playing this game since I was in school
Pack of 6th grade girls singing Rod you rule
My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey... Gutter ball
My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey... Gutter ball
18 pound ball cause I'm a man
Flying toward that lane like Peter Pan
Wear a black wrist brace old injuries
Large freedom fry soaked in cheddar cheese
My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey... Gutter ball
White Assassin!
Rap
My Bowling Team is better than yours
Strike, strike, strike Turkey, Turkey, Turkey...
Turkey, Turkey, Turkey...
Turkey, Turkey, Turkey...
Gutter ball.
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2. |
I Liked Her
04:23
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I gave chase she was a pretty pretty lade was the 14th day of June
They chased me they must have thought that I was crazy, that night, there was a full moon
Her soft skin was partially covered by lace
She had a ring in her navel and a smile on her face
She seemed to seemed to like me but I never, never knew baby
Eww eww eww ewww ewww
The mood was right, make my move tonight
Because I liked her
Yea liked her
She seemed to seemed to like me but I never, never knew baby
Eww eww eww ewww ewww
I gave chase she was a pretty pretty lade was the 14th day of June
To my dismay she had a little, little baby had to pay her way through school
How was I to know with her body looking fine,
this all started with a dance it could get serious down the line
She seemed to seemed to like me but I never, never knew baby
Eww eww eww ewww ewww
The mood was right, make my move tonight
Because I liked her
Yea liked her
She seemed to seemed to like me but I never, never knew baby
Eww eww eww ewww ewww
Yea I liked her
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3. |
Loose Woman (Prom Baby)
03:50
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I wanted pizza, she wanted steak
I wanted paper, she pulled out her dinner plates
She said she liked country, I don't like country at all
She poured some wine, sat down on my deck
She grabbed my behind, started kissing my neck
I started like her, but just then I got a phone call
What that other voice said, I'll never get out of my head
She's a loose woman, take it from me
Met her in high school, she popped out the prom baby
Hopped in my pick-up, turned on Nickleback
Sped through Sheboygan, to avoid this attack
I didn't like her, and I don't like that band at all
What that other voice said, I'll never get out of my head
She's a loose woman, take it from me
Met her in high school, she popped out the prom baby
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4. |
1986 Gym Shorts
02:52
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We were walkin' to class yea we were walkin fast
For the 50 yard dash, I'll never come in last
We were walkin' to class
I was lickin' my chops, cause she was lookin' hot
She's gonna see what I got, my stomach's tied in knots
I was lickin my chops
Woo ohhh wohhoooooo
My 1986 Gym Shorts
My 1986 Gym Shorts
Oh yea come on!
We were walkin the mall yeah holdin' hands and all
If I sat on that bench then she would see my balls
We were walkin the mall
I was holding holdin her tight, her legs were lookin right
To my 80's delight she'll stay with me tonight
I was holdin her tight
Woo ohhh wohhoooooo
My 1986 Gym Shorts
My 1986 Gym Shorts
It's 1986!
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5. |
Favre Left Green Bay
04:14
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Woke up wearing green and gold new flip flops
With a white number four stitched on the thong
Threw on some sweatpants with elastic round the ankles
Listened to my favorite polka song... Come on!
Read about my hero in the paper
Said several teams wanted him to play
And the sports radio confirmed what I had feared for days now
It really rained on my parade
Those are the words that I never thought they'd say
Favre Left Green Bay
Put my charcoal grill out on the driveway
Propane's for wimps that what I say
Pulled out a 12 pack of my favorite Miller product
Put my Brett Favre jersey on ebay
Those are the words that I never thought they'd say
Favre Left Green Bay
Can Aaron Rodgers fill his shoes
Have my Sheboygan buddies heard the news
Gonna have to remove my Brett Favre tattoos
Those are the words that I never thought they'd say
How in the world will America's Pack play
Favre Left Green Bay
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The Tyme Machines Chicago
4 Piece power pop band based out of Chicago, IL. Think rockin' catchy tunes, infectious guitars and vocals. Light hearted fun lyrics and an upbeat exciting live show.
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